Woohoo.. I can still recall the time like a few weeks ago.. When I was still studying for my finals back in Malaysia.. I was in my room.. sitting on my white desk and blue chair.. looking at the blue sky.. and the far far stuffs.. Now.. I am back to San Jose and its been like 2 weeks already! Now Im no more studying on my white desk or had to hop into my Blue SLK to drive to college or work.. haha.. How weird this is.. I remember like a few days ago.. when I woke up.. It felt strange.. I think I actually dreamt of home.. haha.. Yea yea.. I guess I miss home.. but well.. ahah.. THe picture was taken back in HK airport.. Look at all the Cathay flights.. haha..
Isn't it amazing how time moves.. It is constantly growing on us.. And we don't even notice it.. SOmetimes.. It gets scary.. There's no stopping to it.. haha.. ANd you know.. Maybe you all don have this fear.. but i do.. As I see my parents, uncles, aunties, all growing older and older.. I just can't avoid from all those thoughts.. But well.. I guess that's life.. Starts with birth.. and ends with death.. Unavoidable.. Now now.. Im just bored here.. That's why decided to write something here.. I read my HandBook for writers and it thought me to freewrite my thoughts.. haha.. It says that it is not required to be organized.. just random thoughts.. =P
Finally, I quoted the following.. Coz I find it quite.. MEANINGFUL and funny too! Enjoy and good nite!
Lesson 1:A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 2:An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 3:A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..Lesson 4:A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
